true <pre class="irc"> [14:38] &lt;+cmiller&gt; you know seth, as soon as you learn enough Perl, you'll start getting job offers from fortune 500 companies for insane $150,000+ salaries just to keep their perl-based mainframe systems alive [14:39] &lt;+freaksw&gt; I would rather be poor and drink my own urine. [14:39] &lt;+KatieHuber&gt; well, the two experiences are quite similar </pre> 2010-01-14T22:43:48Z 2010-01-14 21 2010-01-14T22:44:23Z true <pre class="irc"> [00:00] &lt;+GryphonClaw|Eric&gt; happy birthday to me [00:00] &lt;+crworden&gt; oh yeah. happy birthday. [00:00] &lt;+cmiller&gt; oh my, happy birthday Eric [00:01] * mercy__ joined the chat room. [00:01] * mercy__ was granted voice by ChanServ. [00:01] &lt;+mercy__&gt; HAAAAAAAPY BIRTHDAY ERIC [00:01] &lt;+GryphonClaw|Eric&gt; ^_^ [00:01] &lt;+mercy__&gt; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ERRRIIICCCCCCCC HAAAAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY TO YOOOUUUU [00:01] &lt;+GryphonClaw|Eric&gt; I think I'm one of the older people in here [00:01] * +mercy__ puts his clothes back on and pushes the giant cardboard-cake-on-wheels away... [00:02] &lt;+GryphonClaw|Eric&gt; :0 [00:02] * mercy__ left the chat room. [00:02] &lt;+GryphonClaw|Eric&gt; I could have gone without that... </pre> 2009-12-14T08:09:40Z 2009-12-14 20 2009-12-14T08:09:40Z true <center><img src="http://cmiller.fsdev.net/images/textmate-hint.png" alt="textmate-hint"></img></center> <br/> After talking to a friend, it has become evident that I am completely unfamiliar with South Park. <br/> 2009-12-09T20:24:22Z 2009-12-09 19 2009-12-09T20:28:32Z true I'm not worried about not existing, because if I don't exist there's nothing to worry about! <br/> 2009-12-07T19:33:20Z 2009-12-07 18 2009-12-07T19:38:54Z true <pre class="irc"> [00:44] &lt;+cmiller&gt; eew I just sneezed and now there's wet mucus glistening on my arm! [00:44] &lt;+futurestack&gt; I'm very pleased you're still typing this to us instead of getting a napkin </pre> 2009-12-03T03:00:29Z 2009-12-01 1 2009-12-03T03:00:29Z true <pre class="irc"> [12:09] &lt;+KatieHuber&gt; I should be making a list of things I say regularly that people don't understand [12:09] &lt;+Meowza&gt; lol, I think i'll put in my website description, My name is meowza, I'm a 21 year old wanker from Missouri </pre> 2009-12-03T03:59:03Z 2009-11-25 2 2009-12-03T03:59:03Z true <pre class="sourcecodebox" lang="cpp"> if(true)then cout &lt;&lt; "Success!\n"; else cout &lt;&lt; "Fail!\n"; </pre> So I did: <pre class="sourcecodebox" lang="cpp"> #define then if(true)then cout &lt;&lt; "Success!\n"; else cout &lt;&lt; "Fail!\n"; #undef then </pre> 2009-12-03T04:01:23Z 2009-11-23 3 2009-12-03T04:02:22Z true <pre class="irc"> [18:08] &lt;+metacollin&gt; Home vasectomy kits FTW </pre> and a bit later... <pre class="irc"> [22:46] &lt;+cmiller&gt; how does looking at our exploded guts make you want salsa? [22:46] &lt;+kortham&gt; chunky red stuff </pre> and then talking about this page: <pre class="irc"> [22:54] &lt;+AkumaStreak&gt; I'd rather have people find my projects when they search for me than me talking about ScarJo's tits earlier </pre> 2009-12-03T04:03:48Z 2009-11-19 4 2009-12-03T04:03:48Z true <pre class="irc"> [01:01] &lt;+cmiller&gt; I am not a cheese sandwich. [01:01] &lt;+mercy__&gt; what? well... shit [01:01] * +mercy__ puts griddle and butter away </pre> 2009-12-03T04:04:31Z 2009-11-18 5 2009-12-03T04:04:31Z true Jim Henson should be declared a National Hero. As the author of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6p52G4P_k4">Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear</a>, the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob6TTU1knUM&hd=1">Great Gonzo</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A">Beaker</a>, <i>and</i> the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfsABOGw3c">Swedish Chef</a>, the man is possibly the best thing to ever happen to this planet. <br/> 2009-12-03T04:05:20Z 2009-11-15 6 2009-12-03T04:05:44Z